Pigs. Bikes. “It’s possible you’re referring to a specific event, article, or situation where these two things are mentioned together. ” – Chat GPT
- 1pm Steeplejack, formerly Bank of America 3757 SE Hawthorne
- “He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.”
- 2pm Reel M Inn 2430 SE Division
- “He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither”
- 3pm Suki’s II 3006 SE Hawthorne, formerly Claudias
- “He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.”
- 4pm Swan Dive, Formerly East Bank Saloon 727 SE Grand
- “He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.”
- 5pm The High Dive, 1406 SE 12th Ave, Portland, OR 97214
- “He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation”
- 6pm A Roadside Attraction …if you make it!
- “For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world; For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent; For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury; For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences”

When a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.